The Cheapest Key Capo on 1 Tabbed by: Mandy Jewell D A A is for all the times I bit my tongue D A B is for bullshit and you fed me some Em A C is for charity and now you're mine Em A D is for dollars but you're counting dimes D A E is the exit sign backstage at shows D A F is my favorite letter, as you know Em A G is for God loves a patient man Em A D Who spends his days living in ego-land G A You always write it in the cheapest key G A You always blame it on the cheapest key G A D You always play me in the cheapest key D A They say the start's always the hardest part D A But like you know, baby, I'm all warmed up Em A Sometimes I want to shout your name out loud Em A D And let them in on what you're all about G A You always write it in the cheapest key G A You always blame it on the cheapest key G A D You always play me in the cheapest key Bm Don't get me wrong A D Here comes my softer side A D And there it goes G Bm Cuz I've been on the road too long to sympathize A D Bm With what you think you're owed G A You always write it in the cheapest key G A You always blame it on the cheapest key G A D You always play me in the cheapest key